The Big Schlong Song
Get ready to belt out a tune of pure indulgence! At 5.5 inches of fizzy fun and weighing in at 8oz, The Big Schlong Song steals the spotlight in your tub. Drop it in and witness swirls of vibrant colors, fizzing magic, and a scent so heavenly it'll have you hitting all the high notes. But wait, there’s an encore! Hidden inside is a waterproof vibrator (colors may vary) that’ll keep the fun going long after the fizz fades. Who knew bath time could break records like this?
Get ready to belt out a tune of pure indulgence! At 5.5 inches of fizzy fun and weighing in at 8oz, The Big Schlong Song steals the spotlight in your tub. Drop it in and witness swirls of vibrant colors, fizzing magic, and a scent so heavenly it'll have you hitting all the high notes. But wait, there’s an encore! Hidden inside is a waterproof vibrator (colors may vary) that’ll keep the fun going long after the fizz fades. Who knew bath time could break records like this?
Get ready to belt out a tune of pure indulgence! At 5.5 inches of fizzy fun and weighing in at 8oz, The Big Schlong Song steals the spotlight in your tub. Drop it in and witness swirls of vibrant colors, fizzing magic, and a scent so heavenly it'll have you hitting all the high notes. But wait, there’s an encore! Hidden inside is a waterproof vibrator (colors may vary) that’ll keep the fun going long after the fizz fades. Who knew bath time could break records like this?
